Musings of a Madman.

theumbrellaseller:

Bruce’s List

• galangal
• ginger root 
• lemongrass
• chamomile, peppermint & ginseng teas
• new toaster (sorry)
• new microwave (really sorry)
• the cheapest pants you can find (you didn’t need to see that and I apologise)

THOR

• THREE PLUMP OXEN
• FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
• AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
• HABANERO PEPPERS
• POPTARTS

THOR (after some advice from Steve)

• THREE PLUMP OXEN
• FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
• AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
• HABANERO PEPPERS
• POPTARTS

Natasha:

• duct tape
• tequila
• 1 pack tupperware boxes
• 1 large pack plain candles
• 3 packs AA batteries
• rubber gloves
• bleach
• Cheerios

Tony:

• what the hell is a grocery list
• is this what poor people do
• usually food just kind of arrives?

Steve’s Shopping List

• Eggs
• Bread (brown please)
• Milk
• Plain flour
• Bacon
• Steaks (?)
• Butter
• Potatoes
• Popcorn!!!
• Corned Beef
• Do they still make Ovaltine?

Clint wants:

• barbecue tongs
• charcoal
• gasoline
• hot dogs
• buns
• WHY IS THERE NO MUSTARD IN THIS HOUSE GODDAMN
• tequila (unless already on Natasha’s list)
• Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (she always forgets)
• limes
• new oven mitts (THANKS BRUCE)
• new apron (REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN BUDDY)
• do we even own a barbecue?