Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot...– Chris Hardwick (via cafenthusiast) (I listen to The Nerdist so much, i should probably go buy the book)
promo4homo: tragically beautiful
When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...– John Barrowman. (via moriartea)
In the beginning, the galaxy was created. This made a lot of people very angry,...– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via the-average-gatsby)
My head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of...– Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (I really love this quote so damn much)
Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I don’t know. If I did know, I wouldn’t tell you. When I do know, what I know...– -Steven Moffat on the air date for Series 7 of Doctor Who [x] (via moriartea)
hairandglasses: rick santorum is winning this primary stop it, america stop it
A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that...– Douglas Adams
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)