May 2013
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My birthday is freaking tomorrow and my aunt that I haven’t spoken to in about 5 years just sent me a wonderfully written card and present. I honestly forget that I was the favorite one out of the cousins. It was really really sweet.
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
damnthatswhatshesaid:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
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gossipgandhi:
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
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marblefacade:
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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nudityandnerdery:
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jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
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pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
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vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.